January 2007 - Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems

January 29, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Tiger Wins Again

I drove down to see the Buick Invitational today- I like “the Buick” mainly because I love Torrey Pines so much.

I know it is hard to believe but Tiger Woods won! Crazy, I know. It’s only his 5th win there. What a slacker.

January 29, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Light

My dad died in 1990 and I’ve had the same dream every night since. I die and go down a tunnel of light, to a room filled with light. My dad walks in and says, “Joe! Did you leave all these lights on?”

– Joe Ditzel

January 28, 2007 Joe Ditzel

We Never

Archie Bunker: When your mother-in-law and me was goin’ around together, it was two years – we never – I never – I mean absolutely nothin’, not ’til the wedding night.
Edith Bunker: Yeah, and even then…

– All in the Family

January 27, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Dane Cook

Dane Cook

Comedy Uncategorized

January 27, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Paul F. Tomkins

From the Site: Paul F. Tompkins was born in the 1900’s and has performed stand-up comedy for over a tenth of a century.

January 27, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Indictment

Otter: But you can’t hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if

January 26, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Cottage Cheese

Mary Richards: Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn’t solve anything.
Rhoda Morgenstern: No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all!

– Mary Tyler Moore

January 26, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Tomorrow

Ted Baxter: It’s actually tomorrow in Tokyo. Do you realize that there are people alive here in Minneapolis who are already dead in Tokyo?

– Mary Tyler Moore

January 24, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Recovery

Hawkeye: I thought he was dead. Trapper: He got better. – MASH

January 24, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Fix-Up

Boon: I want you to fix Pinto up, but it’s got to be a very special girl. Pinto: Look, you

January 23, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Rancho Park- Los Angeles, CA- January 2007

January 23, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Iowa

Radar: I wanna tell you something, anybody says anything about Iowa better be prepared to back it up, pal. I’ll

January 23, 2007 Joe Ditzel

In the Car?

Phil: You wanna throw up here, or you wanna throw up in the car? Ralph: I think… both. – Groundhog

January 22, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Dislike

Frank Burns: Why does everyone take an instant dislike to me?
Trapper: It saves time, Frank.

Comics and Cartoons

January 22, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Nerd

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