August 2009 - Joe Ditzel

Sergeant Hulka: We got a full day ahead of us. We’re gonna start out with a five-mile run.
[Soldiers groan]
John Winger: I know that I’m speaking for the entire platoon when I say this run should be postponed until this platoon is better rested.
Sergeant Hulka: Well, I’ll tell you what, soldier. Let’s make it ten miles.

– Stripes

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August 14, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Finally

Cruiser: I guess we’re going after John and Russell. I can’t believe they’re Russian spies. Can you?
Psycho: All I know is, finally I get to kill somebody.

– Stripes

Comedy Music

August 12, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Weird Al- Craigslist

Weird Al performs “Craigslist” channeling Jim Morrison. Features Ray Manzarek on the keys.

Comedy Uncategorized

August 10, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Dan Cummins Interview

Punchline Magazine interviews Dan Cummins.

Comedy Quote

August 9, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Fight After School

Buddy Revell: You and me, we’re gonna have a fight. Today. After school. Three o’clock. In the parking lot. You try and run, I’m gonna track you down. You go to a teacher, it’s only gonna get worse. You sneak home, I’m gonna be under your bed.

– Three O’Clock High

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August 5, 2009 Joe Ditzel