The Indiana University basketball program started back in 1900. That was an interesting year. That year the US Navy bought the first modern submarine, created by John Phillip Holland.
One observer at the time said. “I swear, hand to God…I ain’t lyin…the thing was painted…yellow.”
The Hoosiers play in the Big Ten which consists of 14 teams.
A parent said, “See, that’s the kind of math skills that result from the gosh darn Common Core. That core is rotten.”
The team plays on Branch McCracken court. Branch McCracken? Sounds like a type of whiskey they would order in the movie Lonesome Dove.
“Barkeep, give me a Branch McCracken…and a Shirley Temple for my horse.”