5 Completely Unforgivable Reasons to Cheat

Not that there are any good reasons to cheat on a loved one, but there are certainly some unforgivable reasons to cheat.

Here are five of the most common.

Monopoly Competition

Serious Monopoly players get bored with the competition in their own relationship if it’s not up to their skill level.

Very often Monopoly enthusiasts will cheat on their relationship in order to have more challenging opponents.

Scrambled Eggs and Chorizo

Sure, you can make scrambled eggs and you may even be very good with breakfast sausage.

But very few people can make scrambled eggs and chorizo properly.

Statistics show that people in a relationship who love scrambled eggs and chorizo are prone to cheat in order to find someone that can make the breakfast they love.

Wrong Dog

Did your current flame bring their dog into the relationship?

Oh sure, you told them you love their pooch, but the truth is you may not be that big of a fan of this particular dog.

Many people cheat on their current relationship in order to find a person with a dog they like better than yours, even if it is a temporary fling.

Questioning Out Loud

In every relationship, one person continually asks questions out loud. For example, they might say “Is this the side of our new cutting board that was made for cutting meat?”

In asking this question, they are verbalizing it more for themselves than for you. They are thinking through the problem by talking to themselves with you in the room.

People make the mistake of answering these questions, and then get upset when the question asker pretends they didn’t really want their lover’s opinion. As a result, people will cheat with someone who is not compelled to answer every question the cheater asks out loud.

Music Lover

There are many things a couple in a relationship can overcome. Different musical tastes, however, is not one of them. If you find yourself throwing up a little in your mouth every time your special someone cranks a Wham! tune, know that you are at risk for cheating. Eventually, you are going to want to find someone with the same musical tastes as you. It’s only a matter of time before you stray.


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Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.