5 Experts Assess Donald Trump’s Chance To Win It All

 

 

These political consultants estimate Donald Trump’s chances to win the 2016 Election.

Sally the Black Swan

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“Not a chance in hell.”

 

Tripper the Bison

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“Wins 2 states, packs it in.”

 

Maddie the Elephant

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“Dead. Dead in the water.”

 

Hester the Emu

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“Will win nomination and lose to Hillary.”

 

Ernestine the Lion

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“Whaddyou kidding? He’s gonna win it all. And then get fired.”

 


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