5 Lies Bicyclists Tell Themselves

1. I love breathing in exhaust fumes.

2. I’m not terrified every time I ride.

3. I don’t think every sketchy person I see wants to steal my bike.

4. I’m not riding two hours a day to get away from my family.

5. I have no problem paying thousands for this Italian bicycle.

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