5 Lies Bicyclists Tell Themselves

1. I love breathing in exhaust fumes.

2. I’m not terrified every time I ride.

3. I don’t think every sketchy person I see wants to steal my bike.

4. I’m not riding two hours a day to get away from my family.

5. I have no problem paying thousands for this Italian bicycle.

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.