5 Lies Californians Tell Themselves

5 lies Californians tell themselves:

1. I don’t miss New York.

2. I love this traffic because it gives me time to think.

3. My house payment doesn’t leave any money left over to do anything, but I like staying home.

4. I don’t miss the seasons.

5. I don’t mind going through “border check points” 100 miles inside the country when I’m just coming home from work.