Come one, dude. Quit wearing this crazy stuff to the gym.
Seriously? What, because your feet are cold? Stop it.
You’re trying to add difficulty to the treadmill? Get over yourself.
OK, we get it. You run so fast you need goggles. Enough.
Athletic Tape On Your Head
When you wrapped two rolls of athletic tape on your hands, we laughed. When you wrapped it around your head, we called for a psych visit.
Right, you are so laid-back, you wear Crocs to the gym? No, it means you have no self-awareness, Chad.