What? You don’t think the Donald is serious about running for President? Wow, the cynicism just drips off you, doesn’t it.
Hey, the Donald has already announced some immediate changes he will make when elected President:
1. The White House will become the Trump White House and Hotel.
2. The Washington Monument will change to The Trump Monument.
3. Pennsylvania Avenue will change to Trump Avenue.
4. Air Force One will become Trump Force One.
5. The Washington Redskins will become the Washington Trumps.
6. The US Senate and House of Representatives will now be the Trump Congress.
7. Instead of “Mr. President,” he will be addressed as, “Your Trumpness.”