You just HAVE to know the answer. But you are at work, so you Google away on your work computer. Of course you know everything is tracked, but you just HAVE to see the results of your search.
I get it. I search for random stuff I’m curious about all the time. Like “Is Morrissey his first or last name?” or “What did the fox REALLY say?”
Well, since you can’t control yourself, just make sure you don’t make a mistake that could cost you the gig. Here are seven internet searches never to make on your work computer.
How to get my boss’ job
How to work with idiots
How to enter my company paid parking garage for free
How to steal food from the office fridge
How to attend office parties for five minutes and make everyone think I was there the whole time
How to silence annoying cubicle mates with an after-lunch gas attack
How to read my phone in meetings without getting caught