1. We like the Ballet situated next to a gas station. Proper zoning is for liberals.
2. No one has a CCW in their truck.
3. I enjoy having outside air so thick it presses on my body.
4. I hate being able to buy a 5-bedroom house on 1 acre for $200,000.
5. Humidity is good for your skin.
6. The best BBQ in Texas is NOT in Austin.
7. I enjoy needing to take a shower immediately after I take a shower.