7 Outrageously Expensive Florida Hotels You Can Never Ever Ever Afford

Forget it. You’ll never afford these super expensive luxury hotels.

Hotel Bling Bling – West Palm Beach

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Hotel Yapper – Miami

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 The Hotel Swiss Bank Account – Coral Gables

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Trust Fund Hotel – Key West

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Hotel Better Than You – St. Augustine

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Beacon Stinkin’ Rich Hotel – Ft. Lauderdale

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Moneybags House – Panama City

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