7 Signs You Are Eating Too Many Bananas

Bananas are good for you. But like everything else, you take it too far. Back off the bananas, son. Note these warning signs you are eating too many bananas.

1. You drop a backhoe load of bananas into your kitchen every day through a hole in the roof of your kitchen.

2. Your skin is starting to peel from the top of your head like a banana.

3. Your bed is made of piles of bananas. You call it your “Banana-Comfort” bed.

4. You try to pay for beer and cigarettes with bananas.

5. When you got married, your tux was banana yellow.

6. Your car is a giant banana.

7. You named your two dogs Banana and Peel.

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Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.