7 Signs Your Girlfriend Has Already Moved On

Forgetful

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She forgets to tell you she’ll be attending her 20th-year sorority reunion which is the same weekend as your anniversary.

 

Extra Luggage

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You go on dates and she makes you sit in the back.

 

Little Surprises

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She introduces new things about her past you never knew about.

 

Interesting Looks

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She displays new modes of dress and appearance.

 

 Experimenting

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She takes up new sports and hobbies.

 

Stranger Feeling

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You drive by a carnival to see her having fun with strangers.

 

Flipping Out

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You tell her you think it is best that you see new people, and she seems exceptionally happy with that idea.

 

 


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Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.

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