7 Signs Your Relationship is on Life Support

There are some very clear signs your significant other and you are heading for the rocks. Take heed.

Addicted to Netflix

Your SO can’t tear themselves away from Netflix to shower, eat or go to work.

Toaster Oven Abuse

it wouldn't broilYou come home to find your SO violently bashing the toaster oven in the wall because it won’t broil correctly.

Strange Emails

You SO is having lengthy email conversations with someone in the Nigerian royal family who just needs them to hold $375,000,000 for a short time.

Friends Disapprove

Be careful if ALL your friends disapprove of your SO. This is especially true if your SO offers to pay them to say good things.

Voices In Their Head

Do you catch your SO talking to themselves at all hours of the day and night? Get the divorce papers ready.

TV Golf Fan

If your SO suddenly becomes a fan of golf on TV, things have gone horribly wrong. Nothing is more boring than golf on TV.

Cheese Singles

Is your SO buying those cheese packages with slices that are each wrapped individually? Sorry, it’s over.

Relationships are tough. Watch for these signs that your SO is losing interest. Or just losing their mind in general.


About Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.