Passive aggressive people do some strange things.
1. They say they like your haircut and then shave your head while you are sleeping.
2. Sign up for every extra-curricular activity at college and then quit school.
3. Ask thirty-three girls to get married and then start a commune.
4. Buy a new Corvette and then drive a Prius.
5. Serve the ball in tennis and then play “Enter Sandman” by Metallica on their racket-guitar.
6. Run seven miles from home and then move in with the family in the nearest house they find.
7. Build a fly-trap out of an old plastic bottle and a photo of their ex.