7 Things Passive-Aggressive People Do

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Passive aggressive people do some strange things.

1. They say they like your haircut and then shave your head while you are sleeping.

2. Sign up for every extra-curricular activity at college and then quit school.

3. Ask thirty-three girls to get married and then start a commune.

4. Buy a new Corvette and then drive a Prius.

5. Serve the ball in tennis and then play “Enter Sandman” by Metallica on their racket-guitar.

6. Run seven miles from home and then move in with the family in the nearest house they find.

7. Build a fly-trap out of an old plastic bottle and a photo of their ex.

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