7 Things Passive-Aggressive People Do

Passive aggressive people do some strange things.

1. They say they like your haircut and then shave your head while you are sleeping.

2. Sign up for every extra-curricular activity at college and then quit school.

3. Ask thirty-three girls to get married and then start a commune.

4. Buy a new Corvette and then drive a Prius.

5. Serve the ball in tennis and then play “Enter Sandman” by Metallica on their racket-guitar.

6. Run seven miles from home and then move in with the family in the nearest house they find.

7. Build a fly-trap out of an old plastic bottle and a photo of their ex.