9 Excuses You Can Use When Your Golf Game Sucks

Having a bad day on the course? No problem. Here are 9 excuses you can use to explain away your troubles.

 

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I’m all hopped up on caffeine and Pop-Tarts.

 

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My boss told me I had to improve or transfer to the Des Moines office.

 

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I have a bad case of diarrhea.

 

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I’m upset my kids are being left behind at school.

 

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My wife can’t stop shopping and now we owe Nordstrom $1 million.

 

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My biorythms are at an all-time low.

 

 

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My wife bit my hand during intense romance.

 

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I overdid my diet and feel light-headed.

 

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My therapist is on vacation.


About Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.

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