9 Secret Places On The Cruise Ship You Can Make Out

Finally, the cruise you and your significant other have been waiting for is here!

You get on the ship and then realize you want to make out, but there are so many dang people everywhere, you can’t.

Don’t worry, you frisky kids, here are the secret places to make out on every cruise. Wait until these areas are empty, and then sneak in. Be careful out there.

Wheelhouse

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Engine Room

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Galley

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Library

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Officer’s Lounge

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Bar

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Crew’s Mess

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