9 Signs Your Fourth of July Is Not Turning Out As Well As You Expected

The Fourth of July, Independence Day, is a day to relax with friends and family and celebrate our country. But sometimes it doesn’t go as you planned.

 

You work on your custom flag dress for weeks and your cousin walks in wearing the exact same thing.

 

The drummer in your parade group thinks he is John Bonham.

 

Gypsy fortune tellers at the July 4th party say you only have 3 months to live.

 

Every kid in the parade got their parents to help with their costume. Yours looks like you made it in your sleep.

 

Your softball team is halfway through the season and you are 0-34.

 

Girls on the beach don’t even notice you walk by anymore.

 

The fireworks are almost over, and you have no idea where the car is parked.

 

You realize you didn’t make enough potato salad.

 

Your son falls in a well after trying to use an umbrella “as a parachute, daddy!”