Aging Joke: Ladies In Waiting

Two elderly ladies had been friends since they were kids. Now in their 80s, they still got together a couple of times a month to play cards. One day they were playing gin rummy and one of them said, “You know, we’ve been friends forever, and please don’t get mad, but I can’t remember your name. What is it, again?”

Her friend glared at her. She continued to stare for at least three minutes. Finally, she said, “How soon do you need to know?”