At the races

Alexa, Rewind 60 Seconds

Me: (Misses last few jokes of comedian due to phone call). “Alexa, rewind 60 seconds.”
Alexa: “I can’t rewind on Pandora radio.”
Me: “Why not?”
Alexa: (Silence.)
Me: “Hello, Alexa?” “Why can’t you rewind?”
Alexa: (Silence.)
Me: “Alexa, why can’t you rewind? I would rewind for you, Alexa. I’m working my tail off here, and you can’t rewind? I would rewind for you, Alexa! How about that? How does that make you feel!”
Alexa: (Silence.)

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Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.