Blocking the Red Zone

A police officer walked up to my passenger window. I rolled it down.

“Any reason you can share why you are parked in a red zone?”

“Yes, I’m waiting, they just ran into that shop and will be right out.”

“No, not happening,” he said.

“You want me to move?”

He gave me a blank stare.

“I’ll move.”


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Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.