Your Brain Keeps Working for 7 Minutes After You Die

Multiple scientific reports reveal your brain keeps on working for seven minutes after you die.

Really? How does that go? What thoughts do you have?

“Oh, boy, this isn’t good. Oh, boy. I’ll never see the Walking Dead finale now.”

“Now that I am laying on the ground, I can see where the dog has been storing his bones.”

“I guess I shouldn’t have made her mad after she made home-made pizza. All I said was NOBODY likes pineapple on pizza. NOBODY!”





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