I Can’t Find My Keys

Set down my keys down the other day
Went out to the car to get away
Couldn’t unlock the car door
Went back in cursed and swore

I can’t find my keys
I can’t find my keys
Where the hell are my damn keys
I can’t find my keys

Looked all over the house
The whole time I just groused
Where is the damn key ring?
Oh what pain it does bring

I can’t find my keys
I can’t find my keys
Where the hell are my damn keys
I can’t find my keys

Finally spied them on the desk
I don’t remember why, I must confess
This is what I’m going to do
Attach them to my body with super glue

I can’t find my keys
I can’t find my keys
Where the hell are my damn keys
I can’t find my keys