Aibaan Oivelo of Winterhurst rushed down to the local Barnes and Noble the minute his favorite AM station reported that the latest Fifty Shades book was in stores.
“Fifty Shades: The Early Years” gives fans a clear picture of the life events that shaped Christian’s success as well as his particular entertainment needs.
“I couldn’t wait to read it,” said the professor and ship-in-a-bottle enthusiast. “I crouched down outside the store and devoured it in 20 minutes. All I can say is wow!”
“I practically led this guy’s life,” Mr. Oivelo explained. “I mean, it’s like reading my diary. Well, I’m not super successful and I haven’t had a date in years. But other than that, we might as well be twins.”