TV Quote: Community

Jeff: Batman, are you staying for the party?

Abed: [in Batman costume] If I stay, there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant. Wherever a party needs to be saved, I’m there. Wherever there are masks, wherever there’s tomfoolery and joy, I’m there.

But sometimes I’m not cause I’m out in the night, staying vigilant. Watching. Lurking. Running. Jumping. Hurtling. Sleeping. No, I can’t sleep. You sleep. I’m awake. I don’t sleep. I don’t blink. Am I bird? No. I’m a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes, I am Batman. Happy Halloween.

– Community

Movie Quote: Died The Moment You Were Born

Gatiss: I don’t like you, Eberlin. I don’t like you because you’re weak and dishonest. But even more, I don’t like you because you’re frightened of me, and that disturbs me. I want to know why. You can tell me; I’m a very understanding man.

Eberlin: You haven’t got an ounce of understanding or emotion in your body. You died the moment you were born. And when your heart finally stops beating, it’ll be a mere formality.

– A Dandy In Aspic (1968)