I’ve noticed an annoying trend among video makers. Let’s say the title of their video is “Stop Recording Concerts With Your iPhone!” I record lot of things with my phone, so I want to learn about this — I click the video. Then I hear:
“What’s up with everyone recording concerts with their iPhone?? I mean, don’t get me wrong. I’m not THAT GUY at the show that tells you put the phone down. No way! I think you should be able to record every show. I mean, how much were the tickets, right? Record the whole thing if you want! So I’m not saying stop recording concerts with your iPhone. That’s not what I’m saying.”
But that IS what you are saying. It’s right in the title.
Don’t backpedal now, son.
I found myself going so far down a reply chain on a Facebook post I got lost and came out the other side on Twitter.
Facebook Live, the video service that allows anyone to broadcast live video to their followers, was introduced this week on the social media giant.
Facebook research indicates that a large percentage of the videocasts are from TV news teams updating what they had for breakfast, how their dog is doing after a bad accident and teasing the nightly newscast.
“We tease the news so viewers know which stories we are working on for the nightly newscast,” one news director said.
Asked why he just didn’t give the news on Facebook since they were already live with viewers, the news director begged off due to a breaking story.
One of the odd things about social media is when people post a single thought with no context or explanation.
“I will never do Pilates again!” my Facebook friend wrote.
You are left to wonder why. Bad teacher? Bad experience? Pulled a muscle?
Their friends chime in.
“Are you alright?”
I don’t want to work to figure out your missives. Add a few more words so I get the gist. I still won’t respond, but now I know what I’m not missing.
Having a presence on social media is important for every entrepreneur. Here are seven ways you can use the different social platforms to create a bigger profile for yourself:
1. Post photos of yourself on Instagram riding a skateboard to your office wearing nothing but a Speedo.
2. Publish videos on YouTube where you explain your theory on how the human race is derived from an unholy marriage of space aliens and extras from Star Trek, the original TV series.
3. Join groups on LinkedIn and share your new business idea where you will go to door-to-door and ask homeowners if they would like to take advantage of your mobile pet spay and neuter service.
4. Start posting tweets on Twitter every 25 seconds. Each one will say the same thing: “I AM THE ONE.”
5. Create a Pinterest board called Good Ideas. Post 75 new ideas every day on ways each of us can help our fellow man. Your first new idea will be, “When you find a muscle car taking up two spaces in the parking lot during Christmas shopping season, tap into your spiritual self and set the car on fire.”
6. Open up a Facebook business page account called a Bad Business Ideas. Invite your fellow Facebookers to contribute horrible business ideas. Take the worst idea, build it into a successful business, and post your success story just to spite them.
7. Start a Snapchat profile, and begin to post photos of your dog doing nothing but taking a leak on cars in your neighborhood.
Use these simple ideas to make an immediate impact in social media. You will garner top of mind awareness among prospects and clients, rocketing your business to the top of the profit charts.
Social media maven Aldo Markusy fired up the Periscope app on his smartphone and began talking to his followers. Periscope is an app that lets you “broadcast” live from your mobile device. No need to record video and then upload it to the Internet — just click and go!
The app has been out a few weeks now and people are getting comfortable with it. Aldo is so comfortable, for this “cast” he shared social media insight while eating breakfast. In between chewing, gulping and wiping his mouth, he coughed, sneezed and belched. The great thing about Aldo is he does all this live while you are watching — he’s keeping it real!
Facebook recently removed the “feeling fat” status from their platform. For those unaware, the status was one selection of several available from a pull-down menu. Some people said this status was a form of fat-shaming.
Frankly, I’m glad it’s gone. That means there is now room for some new status updates I would actually use.
Feeling Like I Want To Jump Up and Get My Own Coffee
I’ll use this when the waitress blows me off when I want some more coffee, despite trying to wave her down with orange road signs.
Feeling Like I Don’t Want To Take Any More Fiber Supplements
Is it really necessary to take a separate pill to make sure you get enough fiber?
Feeling Like I Shouldn’t Be Eating Peanut Butter Out of A Jar
Peanut butter is one of life’s joys. But I really shouldn’t eat it out of the jar with a spoon.
Feeling Like You Should Quit Texting and Actually Call Me
For the love of all that is good and holy: Quit texting me. Just call. Or even better send me an email I can read at my leisure.
Feeling Like You Should Pick Up Your Dog’s Doo-doo
Dear downtown resident and dog-owner. We don’t live in the country, and we all have to use these sidewalks. Can you grab a plastic bag on your way out the door with Fido next time and actually pick up their doo-doo? That way I don’t have to be on alert like a Marine checking for land mines.
Feeling Like You Should Pick Up The Pace When Walking in the Crosswalk in Front Of Me
Hey, I do plenty of walking so I know the hassles you are going through. But surely you can pick up the pace when cars are waiting for you to cross at the crosswalk? Drop the laid-back saunter and put a little pep in your step.
Social media is a dangerous activity that can result in serious injury. Be aware of these potential problems.
Facebook Face Freeze
Facebook Face Freeze occurs from spending too much time on the social media giant looking up old flames and creeping on the page of their current partner.
LinkedIn Leg Lock
LinkedIn Leg Lock is a serious injury that results from kicking yourself because you even joined this site. You spend all day deleting spam messages from dubious members whose only previous job seems to be as a “manager” for a made-up company in Nigeria.
Twitter Blindness occurs when you attempt to keep up with every Twitter beef Donald Trump has going at any one point in time.
Google+ Shoulder Strain
Google+ Shoulder Strain happens when you click around too much on Google+ trying to navigate the insanely bad user interface.
Pinterest Hand Cramp
Pinterest Hand Cramp is a form of carpal tunnel that develops from pinning 72 pictures of your cat Mr. Whiskers and 3,683 inspirational quotes.