Coffee Three Times a Day

Neighbor lady (in Spanish): My grandmother drinks coffee three times a day, and has since she was 12 years old. She is 88 now and going strong.

Me (in broken Spanish): Amazing. What about your grandfather?

Neighbor lady: He drinks coffee once a day. With tequila.

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