Crazy People

Crazy Drivers: Mr. Eternal Turn

He signals his turn well in advance. You slow behind him. He starts the turn. He’s turning. Turning. Still turning. Maybe there is a pedestrian in the walkway. Nope. He’s being careful. Really, really, careful. You slow to a complete stop as he ssssslllllllllllloooowwwlllllllllllyyyyyyy eases around the corner. The sun has set, children are in bed, the Letterman show has come on and Mr. Eternal Turn is almost there.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.

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