Crazy Golfers: Mr. Delusional-Handicap

Mr. Delusional-Handicap insists he is a single digit handicap. Every chance he gets at work, home and with friends, he slips in the conversation that he is a 7 or 8 handicap. But the day you play in the same foursome, he is OB on the first two holes, hits it in the lake on the third hole, and triple bogeys the fourth hole. Don’t worry, though. He has an excuse — several actually. “These aren’t my usual clubs.” “My hand was injured.” “I pulled my back working on my house.”

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