Crazy People At The Store: Overzealous Mopping Guy

Hello, Overzealous Mopping Guy! I really do appreciate your enthusiasm in cleaning the dining room of the fast food restaurant. It is very clean and that is fantastic.

One thought– is there any way you can keep the mop from running over the top of my new shoes? I know they were smudged, but I didn’t need a mop-shine.

Also, I was hoping I could eat lunch without your mop handle hitting me in the shins. How about for now you mop where people are not actually sitting? Thanks.


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