Crazy Phones: Mr. I’ll-Never-Own-A-Smartphone


Mr. I’ll-Never-Own-A-Smartphone doesn’t care if you can Snapchat, Instagram or Vine all day and all night with your phone. He’ll never buy one.

He has the same flip-phone he bought 15 years ago. It’s worked every day ever since, and he only has to charge it every five days for 10 minutes. Stick that up your iPhone.

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Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.