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Crazy TV Reporters: Posting-on-Social-Media-All-Day Lady

Posting-on-Social-Media-All-Day Lady is the TV reporter who posts extra-chirpy video reports to her Facebook feed promoting the newscast that night. “Hi, guys, we are out here by the pier at the beach. You may have heard of the croughnut, half crossaint and half donut. Well, tonight we find out about the ‘frussaint,’ a crossiant you eat when you feel like you are so frustrated with local traffic you want to drive into the ocean.”

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.