Do Not Takes Selfies With Bison

Folks,

Do not take selfies with bison.

Do not take selfies with bison.

Do not take selfies with bison.

For some unknown reason, people are approaching bison in national parks like Yellowstone, trying to get as close as they can to take a selfie.

Bison are not your friends in the club. They all don’t want to be in selfies. Several bison have charged these selfie-stick wielding dopes, and one even gored a guy.

Here are pictures of people who have been attacked by angry bison.

Repeat after me.

Do not take selfies with bison.

 

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Arm broken by angry bison.

 

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Busted leg.

 

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Another broken leg.

 

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Dislocated shoulder.

 

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Broken wrist from throwing camera at charging bison.

 

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Man gored in eyeballs by bison.

Unless you want to post similar photos to Facebook, do not take selfies with bison.


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