Do You Know How To Get to Nashville From Here?

“Excuse me, do you know how to get to Nashville from here?”

“Sure, sure. Just go down this road to the 24 West. Turn left and head straight down 24 West right to Nashville.”

“Now, here’s the thing. You’ll have gone too far, and will miss the turn off to 24 West, if you pass a large ‘Fireworks for Sale’ sign. You can’t miss it. It is a huge sign in red, white and blue that says ‘Fireworks for Sale.’ If you reach that sign, you’ll have to turn around and come back.”