At the races

Mr. Dog-Park-Lazy-Leash

Mr. Dog-Park-Lazy-Leash is a crazy guy at the dog park who lets his dog run free, but doesn’t take the leash off. I can hear him saying, “I like my dog to run free as nature intended. But I’m too lazy to take the leash off. I’ll just have to re-attach it later. Frankly, I’ve got better things to do.”

Meanwhile the leash is flying around, hitting everything in a 5-foot circle around his dog: People, kids, other dogs.

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