Emotional Doughnuts

Restaurants like to combine food like the croughnut, a combo of doughnut and croissant. Or the duffin, a combo of a doughnut and a muffin.

Instead of another food, I invented combining doughnuts and emotions.

Donger

A combo of doughnut and anger. This is a doughnut you eat when you are choking the daylights out of someone making you crazy.

Cryssaint

This is a crossaint you eat when you feel like crying, sobbing and wailing loudly in the middle of the mall.

Doiddy

This is a doughnut you eat to stabilize you when you are extra giddy. “I’m so happy, I’m giddy!” Here, eat this doiddy.

Fearssaint

The fearssaint is best eaten when you are running from a killer in a slasher film.


About Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.