Emotional Doughnuts

Restaurants like to combine food like the croughnut, a combo of doughnut and croissant. Or the duffin, a combo of a doughnut and a muffin.

Instead of another food, I invented combining doughnuts and emotions.


A combo of doughnut and anger. This is a doughnut you eat when you are choking the daylights out of someone making you crazy.


This is a crossaint you eat when you feel like crying, sobbing and wailing loudly in the middle of the mall.


This is a doughnut you eat to stabilize you when you are extra giddy. “I’m so happy, I’m giddy!” Here, eat this doiddy.


The fearssaint is best eaten when you are running from a killer in a slasher film.

About Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.