Restaurants like to combine food like the croughnut, a combo of doughnut and croissant. Or the duffin, a combo of a doughnut and a muffin.
Instead of another food, I invented combining doughnuts and emotions.
A combo of doughnut and anger. This is a doughnut you eat when you are choking the daylights out of someone making you crazy.
This is a crossaint you eat when you feel like crying, sobbing and wailing loudly in the middle of the mall.
This is a doughnut you eat to stabilize you when you are extra giddy. “I’m so happy, I’m giddy!” Here, eat this doiddy.
The fearssaint is best eaten when you are running from a killer in a slasher film.