Your Estimated Wait Time

(10:00 am)

“Thank you for calling Giganto Bank. We value your business. All of our customer service partners are busy at the moment. Your estimated wait time is 2 minutes.” Horrible music…

(10:02 am)

“Thank you for calling Giganto Bank. We value your business. All of our customer service partners are busy at the moment. Your estimated wait time is 2 minutes.” Horrible music…

(10:04 am)

“Thank you for calling Giganto Bank. We value your business. All of our customer service partners are busy at the moment. Your estimated wait time is 2 minutes.” Horrible music…

(10:06 am)

“Thank you for calling Giganto Bank. We value your business. All of our customer service partners are busy at the moment. Your estimated wait time is 2 minutes.” Horrible music…

(10:08 am)

“Thank you for calling Giganto Bank. We value your business. All of our customer service partners are busy at the moment. Your estimated wait time is 2 minutes.” Horrible music…

(10:10 am)

“Thank you for calling Giganto Bank. We value your business. All of our customer service partners are busy at the moment. Your estimated wait time is 2 minutes.” Horrible music…

(10:12 am)

“Thank you for calling Giganto Bank. We value your business. All of our customer service partners are busy at the moment. Your estimated wait time is 2 minutes.” Horrible music…

(10:14 am)

“Thank you for calling Giganto Bank. We value your business. All of our customer service partners are busy at the moment. Your estimated wait time is 2 minutes.” Horrible music…

(10:16 am)

“Thank you for calling Giganto Bank. We value your business. All of our customer service partners are busy at the moment. Your estimated wait time is 2 minutes.” Horrible music…

(10:18 am)

“Thank you for calling Giganto Bank. We value your business. All of our customer service partners are busy at the moment. Your estimated wait time is 2 minutes.” Horrible music…

(10:20 am)

“Thank you for calling Giganto Bank. We value your business. All of our customer service partners are busy at the moment. Your estimated wait time is 2 minutes.” Horrible music…

(10:22 am)

“Thank you for calling Giganto Bank. We value your business. All of our customer service partners are busy at the moment. Your estimated wait time is 2 minutes.” Horrible music…

(10:24 am)

“Thank you for calling Giganto Bank. We value your business. All of our customer service partners are busy at the moment. Your estimated wait time is 2 minutes.” Horrible music…

(10:26 am)

“Thank you for calling Giganto Bank. We value your business. All of our customer service partners are busy at the moment. Your estimated wait time is 2 minutes.” Horrible music…

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(11:22 am)

“Thank you for calling Giganto Bank, my name is Gwen, I’ll be your customer service partner. How can I help you today? Hello? Hello?……”


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Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.