You've dated all the girls in your school and even the girl that serves hot dogs at the Friday hockey games. It is time for you to date a supermodel from Paris.
1. Your current looks are most likely not good enough for a supermodel. Make an appointment for full-body plastic surgery.
2. You must learn French. Play language tapes while you sleep.
3. Travel to Paris.
4. Attend a fashion show and find a supermodel that you like. Approach her with this ice breaker: "Excusemoi, accepte-vous my body odor?" She may respond violently.
5. Make a new appointment for full-body plastic surgery to repair the damage she has inflicted upon you.