How To Go From Poor To Rich

Being poor sucks. Here are several ways to get rich quick.

 

Become a Russian Business Owner

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Courtesy Internet Archive

You can become rich quick in Russian business. Sure, you have to give Putin his split, but there is lots of opportunity to make big bucks.

Start the Next Apple Computer

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Courtesy Death to the Stock Photo

Apple is a successful computer company, but they will fade eventually. You will be in the shadows, waiting for them to fall.

Create An Adapter That Lets Gas Engines Run on Water

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Courtesy SMU Central University Libraries via Flickr Commons

This is easier than it sounds. All the material is on the Internet. Somebody just needs to put it together — somebody like you.

Build The Madonna Museum

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Courtesy Library of Congress via Flickr Commons

Madonna will eventually have her own museum if she doesn’t already. Give her a call and get it cracking.

Hire Identical Quintuplets To Rob Five Banks at Once

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Locate a set of identical quintuplets and train them to rob five banks in the same city on the same day.

As you can see, there are lots of ways to get rich. Which one are you going to try?


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Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.