How To Tell If Nobody Likes You

What’s the matter? You don’t think anybody likes you? You may be right. Here are some clear signs.

 

People move out of the city you live in to avoid you.

Courtesy Library of Congress
Courtesy Library of Congress

 

 

The lady giving free samples at the grocery store smacks your hand when you reach for a piece of salami on a toothpick.

Nantucket Historical Society
Nantucket Historical Society

 

 

Each of your exes is asking for $10,000,000 due to pain and suffering.

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Courtesy SMU Central University Libraries via Flickr Commons

 

 

You get a penalty in your adult hockey league, and you haven’t even been on the ice yet.

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Courtesy Internet Archive

 

Your kids go away to college and never come back.

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Courtesy Library of Congress via Flickr Commons

 

 

Your dog has moved in with the neighbors.

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You invite people to your birthday party, and the only people to show up are strangers who saw it on Craigslist and came to rob you.

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