What’s the matter? You don’t think anybody likes you? You may be right. Here are some clear signs.
People move out of the city you live in to avoid you.
The lady giving free samples at the grocery store smacks your hand when you reach for a piece of salami on a toothpick.
Each of your exes is asking for $10,000,000 due to pain and suffering.
You get a penalty in your adult hockey league, and you haven’t even been on the ice yet.
Your kids go away to college and never come back.
Your dog has moved in with the neighbors.
You invite people to your birthday party, and the only people to show up are strangers who saw it on Craigslist and came to rob you.