Inky Slinks Back to The Drink

An octopus in New Zealand named Inky somehow got out of his tank, made his way across the floor and found an open pipe. He slid down the pipe to the ocean and freedom.

Inky did leave a brief message written in ink on the floor of his former room. It said, “Sorry guys. Gotta go. Your food is terrible and there ain’t nothing good on TV around here. Crimany, at least get Netflix.”


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