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Motivational Quotes

Here are some of the motivational quotes that have kept my spirits up and encouraged me over the years.


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There are two things that have kept me going: The love of my family and country. And free Shake Days at In-N-Out.

– John F. Kennedy


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When two roads diverge, choose the drive-thru and check your order before you leave.

– Robert Frost


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The most difficult thing is the decision to decide. The rest is peanut butter and jelly on toast.

– Amelia Earhart


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Avoid the heard. Make your own mark. Then sell out and cash in.



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Keep going. Round and round. No matter how long it takes. Round and round. Round and round. And don’t wretch on the people below you.

– Socrates


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Store away your anger, your regret, and your disappointment. Put it away. Then bring it out when they least expect it, and make them pay.

– Claudius



About Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.