At the races

I have no idea what you are talking about

I waited with a small group outside the Burbank Central library for it to open. One lady said to a man who just walked up, “Hey, Ollie, I used my Del Taco Senior Discount.”

“Really?” the man laughed. “Great!”

“Del Taco has a senior discount?” I asked the lady.

“Nope,” she said, shaking her head.

“You just told Ollie here you used your Del Taco Senior Discount. What is it?

“I have no idea what you are talking about,” she said.

I gave up, turned to Ollie and said, “Do they have good Wi-fi here?”

“A Y?” Ollie said. “There is a YMCA downtown.”

“No, do they have good WI-FI here?

“Oh, man, I don’t know about any of that stuff.”

Thank goodness the doors opened.


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Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.