How Not to Relationship, by Cathy and Heathcliff
“Wuthering Heights” is essentially a love story that makes Romeo and Juliet’s brief fling look like a well-adjusted, healthy relationship.
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“Wuthering Heights” is essentially a love story that makes Romeo and Juliet’s brief fling look like a well-adjusted, healthy relationship.
Read MoreYou know what’s way worse than a Karen? A male Karen. Crazy train. The funniest one I heard was downtown
Read MoreMe after triple-bogeying four holes in a row on a par-3 golf course.
Read MoreMy password brain is on empty. I’m down to weird combinations of girls that dumped me in fifth grade, obscure
Read MoreAnnouncing the Kitchen Comedy Festival in my kitchen. Please submit your audition tape and $1997 for consideration. Parking not included.
Read MoreIn the grand saga of culinary conundrums, there exists a dilemma so profound, it has philosophers and foodies alike scratching
Read MoreI was playing around with the awesome iPhone camera, pointing it as stars and such, when I saw this alien
Read MoreFun fact: TSA rules allow you to bring a live lobster through security checks. Just not on a leash.
Read MoreHeadline I didn’t expect to see today: On-duty police officer in uniform arrested for shoplifting at a sporting goods store.
Read MoreBREAKING: Coachella implements surge pricing at festival outhouses. Electric Daisy Carnival and Bonnaroo expected to follow.
Read MoreI can’t wait for driverless cars. No more driving with my knee as I play drums on the steering wheel
Read MoreIn the heart of South Boston, where the winters were once fierce enough to freeze the marrow in your bones,
Read MoreI’ll never call Twitter X.
Read MoreHere are some bad jokes about my the old clothes I can’t part with: Some of the clothes in my
Read MoreMe: Many professional baseball players use to wear these rope necklaces because they “stabilized energy flow” in the body. Haha.
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