Fast-rising PGA Pro Tony “Wheels” McMillan, known for his fast, free-wheeling style of play, was fined today by the PGA for having a wife with brunette hair. A PGA spokesperson explained at a press conference that PGA wives must have blonde hair as part of the Association rules. Mr. McMillan’s wife was blonde for almost ten years before returning to her natural brunette color.
The color change went unnoticed for several weeks before an astute viewer noticed her in the gallery and alerted the rules committee to the infraction. Mr. McMillan was disqualified from the tournament and fined $30,000. He and his wife had no comment when contacted today.