At the races

Running Out of Things to Say at the Dog Park

I’m running out of things to say to dog owners at the dog park.

Me: “Look at her, that’s a great size for a dog — not too little, not too big.”

Dog owner: “Well, she’s 60 pounds, which is a lot.”

Me: “She carries it well.”

Dog owner: “?”


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