Children are great, I mean if they never said anything or made any sounds at all. But if your spouse REALLY is pressuring you to have a few, run these three reasons by them to not have children.
As soon as you have kids, your “BFF” will soon become Best Friend Forever That I Never See Ever (BFFTINSE).
Your spouse is A-1 in your life, right. Well, when the kids show up, your spouse will move to the number two position and never recover.
Staying healthy is easy — get enough sleep, eat right, exercise. All three of those go out the window when kids start populating your house. Welcome to Take Out Pizza For the Rest Of Your Days on This Planet.