Facebook Games: Bands I’ve Seen Live

If you are on Facebook, you have to suffer through a series of wacky memes and list games that come around, subside and move on to Twitter to die. The latest fad has posters list 10 bands they’ve seen live, except one is supposedly a lie. Others are to guess which one. How could this possibly be fun?

Prosecutor: Can you describe for the court the paper I’m handing to you right now?

Witness: It’s a list of bands I’ve seen live.

Prosecutor: For example?

Witness: Well…let’s see, Cheap Trick, Aerosmith…um, it was a long time ago…uh, here’s Alice Cooper, Pink Floyd…it goes on…

Prosecutor: So you’re saying you’ve seen ALL the bands on this list.
Witness: Yes.

Prosecutor: Are you SURE?

Witness: Wait…

Prosecutor (approaches witness stand): Isn’t one of these bands a LIE!

Witness: Well…

Prosecutor: Isn’t it TRUE you never saw Depeche Mode during their 2009-2010 world tour?

Witness: Well, everyone was talking about it, so I just went along. I mean…
(Crowd gasps. Judge bangs gavel on bench.)

Prosecutor: YOU JUST WENT ALONG? Isn’t it true you drove by the Hollywood Bowl, bought a t-shirt from a guy on a bike so later you could act like you were at the show? And then you drove straight home so you could be in bed by 9pm after walking the dog????

Witness: The thing is…

Prosecutor: Your honor, I submit this whole list is in question now, and this case should be DISMISSED!”

8 Golf Games That Will Have Your Playing Partners Paying You Thousands of Dollars

Tired of the same old golf games that have your friends treating you like a bank machine? Try these golf games and get your cash and self respect back.

 

Double Duck

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Close The Storm Door

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Fire in the Hole

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Gatling Gun

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Bippity Boppity Bo

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Pan Fried Potatoes

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Shuffle Shuffle Duffle

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Ring Sting Bayou

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10 Signs You Are About To Lose The Softball Game

The other team is in two rows down on one knee facing each other, practicing throwing and snagging ground balls. Your team is in the parking lot drinking beer.

The other team’s catcher used to play semi-pro on the East Coast. Your team’s catcher has weak ankles, and a throw to second that takes longer than a flight from NYC to LA.

The other team has matching uniforms and real baseball shoes. The only thing consistent on your team are knee-high white athletic socks and shoes normally worn to paint the house.

The other team has three legit home run hitters. Your team’s top hitter’s only home runs this year were against a vegan club too weak to run down fly balls.

The other team arrives early to hit balls and talk strategy. Your team straggles in, checking their March Madness bets on their smartphone.

The other team has a hitting coach. Your team’s coach is hitting on the single women.

The other team has organized cheers and chants designed to demoralize the other team. Your team’s best cheer is “OK, look alive out there.”

The other team has top of the line bats and custom-made gloves. Your team member’s gloves were last used by their brother in his Little League 10 years ago.

The other team’s best runner slides hard face-first into the bases. Your best runner doesn’t slide for fear of inflaming an old groin injury from high school.

The other team has 150 people in the stands cheering them on. Your team has 3 dogs on leashes tied to the fence.