Hey honey, what was the name of the god of pizza?
In the early days of Christianity, if you wanted to convert a pagan you had to convince them to give
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
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God vs. Sea Monster
Did you know God battles a humongous sea monster in the Bible? In fact, there is even a preview in
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Parkus – the God of Parking
Parkus is the God of Parking who controls the ebb and flow of parking lots, spaces and garages around the
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Honey, have you seen my Periodic Table?
Faith say God invented the universe, while science says it was a Big Bang. But neither can prove it. I
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Hit A Power Fade Like A Pro
Ninety percent of golfers hit some form of a slice. They are told that’s a bad thing, that they need
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The Builder – Golf Joke
A builder and a priest are out for a game of golf one afternoon. Unfortunately the builder wasn’t very good at the game and every time he missed a shot would shout ‘Damn, missed’.
The game went on and after several outbursts from the builder, the priest could hold his tongue no longer. “Don’t swear like that” he told his friend, “or God will punish you”. The builder apologized and the game continued.
As soon as he missed another shot the builder shouted “Damn, missed.” and continued to do this every time he missed a shot for the next three holes.
The priest was starting to get really angry by now and said “I must insist that you stop swearing this instant, otherwise God will hear you and punish you!”
Once again, his pleas made no difference as the builder missed an easy putt on the seventeenth green and shouted out “Damn, missed”. Immediately the heavens parted and a bolt of lightning flew from the sky, hitting the priest and killing him stone dead.
Suddenly, a booming voice was heard in the clouds, “Damn, missed!”
Holy – Golf Joke
One Sunday morning, a Priest looks out his window at a beautiful, sunny day. Although he knows that it’s his responsibility to say Mass in an hour, he calls in his second, complaining of illness. He then sneaks out the back door with his golf clubs.
Up in heaven, Saint Peter and God are watching. St. Peter says to God “You can’t let that go unpunished! That Priest is giving in to temptation and not living up to his vows.”
God agrees, but as St. Peter watches, the Priest is having the round of his life. In fact, on the par 3 17th hole, the Priest hits a beautiful shot and the ball rolls into the hole, for his first ever hole-in-one.
St. Peter is very upset and says to God, “Do something! He’s having the round of his life!”
God calmly turned to St. Peter, smiled, and said “Yes, but who’s he going to tell?”
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